when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
Grab his waist, then pull him close to your body. Look into his eyes, look at his lips while biting yours, look back at his eyes again. Grab his face gently, then slowly lean in whisper into his ear: “The lannisters send their regards” then stab him in the chest, whilst his mum watches.
It’ll drive him crazy, i promise.